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16-10-2005, 11:24 AM
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Once PHASED.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Townsville
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GEORGE THE COMPUTER BLOKE A woman was having trouble with her computer.So she called George, the computer bloke. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. she asked him what was wrong?He replied "It was a IDtenT error" Whats that .... she asked in case i need to fix it again? Haven't you heard of anIDtenT error before? No she replied. George grinned..."write it down" he said,"and i think you will figure it out."So she wrote it down:ID10T.. NOT TRUE..... Once apon a time a female brain cell, by mistake,ended up in a mans head.She looked around nervously, because it was so empty and quiet."Hello she cried, but no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel really scared, and she yelled as loud as she could:"HELLO!!!IS ANYONE HERE???" and finally,she heard a faint voice from far far away:"We're down here...." GIRL NIGHT OUT... A woman was out on the town with the girls. She had promised her husband to be home by midnight.Well grog got the better of her and she got home around 3am.Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realising her husband would probably wake up,she cuckooed another nine times. she was proud of her quick response.(Even smashed...three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning her husband asked her what time she had got in midnight she said. He had a laugh. Then said " We need a new cuckoo clock". she asked him why,he said "Well last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh F**K" cuckooed four more times,giggled seemed to trip over the coffee table and then let out an enormous FART... QUESTION..... Why do men's hearts beat quicker, and why do they go weak at the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing? ANSWER: Because it makes her smell like a new ute!
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16-10-2005, 11:57 AM
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As in 'best there ever'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bayswater, VIC
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Haha! I like the last one best. That's definately gonna cop me a slap in the face by the end of the week.
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16-10-2005, 12:03 PM
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beep beep
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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yeah love the last one...
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18-10-2005, 04:26 AM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Last one is good.
Please Hardtopxb, press the enter button next time.
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