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11-10-2005, 06:52 PM
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Dear White King Company,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now I am in my forties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my brand new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.. One thing led to another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid White King bleach. To my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, they came out so well, the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative, and my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Now I must go. I have to write a letter to the Glad garbage bag people.
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11-10-2005, 06:56 PM
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I know i've read it before on these forums, but i cbf searching.. I'll just shoot you anyway.
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11-10-2005, 06:57 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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haha... good one bindi!!! 'bout time us gals got one back on the blokes (now only 2190 more to go
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11-10-2005, 06:59 PM
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11-10-2005, 07:01 PM
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How about i just shoot you and get a third laugh? ;)
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11-10-2005, 07:12 PM
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its not a!
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FordFan86 - New title "I read that a bagillion years ago, its a repost"
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11-10-2005, 07:15 PM
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11-10-2005, 07:20 PM
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Oh yes please :P
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11-10-2005, 07:24 PM
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12-10-2005, 11:00 AM
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12-10-2005, 11:14 AM
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come on guys, don't feed the wildlife it only encourages them.....
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12-10-2005, 11:15 AM
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Hehe, hadn't heard that one. Who cares if it's a repost.
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12-10-2005, 06:22 PM
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Good one Bindi!
Guess I'll have to ask the wife about the Gun club membership renewal and the saw sharpening invoices.... Better look in the laundry while I'm at it!!! Last edited by LTD Ute; 12-10-2005 at 07:00 PM. Reason: typo |
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Joke - if it's a repost, shoot me lol!
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