Is my husband mad?

Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 08:38 AM

Can somebody please explain to me why my husband needs 3 V8 cars, two of them strokers and he won't modify the FBT (thank god). Why does need over 600 horse power from this new stroker he is building? I am sick of going downstairs and finding more alloy heads on the bench. I know he know has these airflow research heads but now the tune has changed and wants yates heads? What does all this mean is he just mad or is there more out there like him?

He is even building a new 347 stroker for his work ute for gods sake!!

Dodge · 10-09-2005, 08:40 AM

hes not mad , ur just jellous LOL tell him i have some sweet heads for sale that will make that 600 odd HP

Dodge · 10-09-2005, 08:41 AM

a man can never get enough head

Sylox · 10-09-2005, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodge

a man can never get enough head

EXACTLY

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Casper · 10-09-2005, 08:44 AM

I see no issue here, seems perfectly normal to me.

**Falcon Coupe** · 10-09-2005, 08:45 AM

Sounds expensive, does he make extra money from his bodygaurd duties ?

Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 08:45 AM

Why does he have so many windsor blocks? They keep turning up by courier!!

And GT40P heads WTF, he has more sets of them than I have socks.

And I thought when Matt bought these AFR heads they were good for over 600HP? So now why does he want Yates heads?

Jamie XR6 · 10-09-2005, 08:59 AM

No he's not mad. He is like every other man, we are just misunderstood by women

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Dodge · 10-09-2005, 09:00 AM

the gt 40 p heads are door stops, and all the blocks??? maybe hes trying to buy up all the stock, tell him i have a virgin 1968 block not for sale LOL
AFR heads are like budget race heads vs yates , put it this way mrs stroked If u dont want a 20k investment to go BANG in ur face , dont trust second best

Casper · 10-09-2005, 09:00 AM

If we answer will you expalin a few things to us?

Like:
Why does it take an hour for women to wash their hair?
How come "it's FINE!" really isnt? and
How come when women tell us a problem they get upset when we try to solve it?

Answer these and other mystories of the universe and we'll tell you when he needs more blocks and heads then he has cars

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Dodge · 10-09-2005, 09:03 AM

my first gf cried after sex, i thought she was not happy , but she was over exited , after that day i decided not to try to work females out ..

Casper · 10-09-2005, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodge

my first gf cried after sex, i thought she was not happy , but she was over exited , after that day i decided not to try to work females out ..

Thats....strange. That would have to have messed your head up for a while.

Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Casper

If we answer will you expalin a few things to us?

Like:
Why does it take an hour for women to wash their hair?
How come "it's FINE!" really isnt? and
How come when women tell us a problem they get upset when we try to solve it?

Answer these and other mystories of the universe and we'll tell you when he needs more blocks and heads then he has cars

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We have more hair than you, unlike men we do not go bald

Just to appease you

Because we just want you to listen, not try and fix everything, we are not all windsor you know

Dodge · 10-09-2005, 09:09 AM

yer both of them

Ghiadude · 10-09-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodge

my first gf cried after sex, i thought she was not happy , but she was over exited , after that day i decided not to try to work females out ..

Philbie · 10-09-2005, 09:10 AM

hmm - seems like a typical bloke - why you ask?

Cause he can......

Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Philbie

Cause he can......

Is that like when when he reads me "How to build engine" books when we are in bed.......cause he can?

Dodge · 10-09-2005, 09:15 AM

maybe u need to stroke his donk , and tell him to give u a tunnel bore LOL bedroom talk

Casper · 10-09-2005, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs347stroker

We have more hair than you, unlike men we do not go bald

Just to appease you

Because we just want you to listen, not try and fix everything, we are not all windsor you know

Ok, a deal is a deal

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Originally Posted by Mrs347stroker

Why does he have so many windsor blocks? They keep turning up by courier!!

Each block is slightly different, he needs to see them all to choose the right one (think of it like women and shoes)

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Originally Posted by Mrs347stroker

And GT40P heads WTF, he has more sets of them than I have socks.

They are like "mens trinkets". We see them and have to have them. They are not really of any use, we just like them. Dont worry, eventually he will sell them off... or build a coffee table out of them.

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Originally Posted by Mrs347stroker

And I thought when Matt bought these AFR heads they were good for over 600HP? So now why does he want Yates heads?

Cause the AFR heads are only good for 600hp. I'd say he's realised that this is only going to satisfy him for a while.. then he'll want more (once again... its the shoes thing

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Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 09:16 AM

Dodge, Maybe you should PM him and give him some ideas!! AND DON'T TELL HIM YOU HAVE HEADS FOR SALE.

Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Casper

Ok, a deal is a deal

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Each block is slightly different, he needs to see them all to choose the right one (think of it like women and shoes)

So what is this dart block thing he's going to buy?

Casper · 10-09-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs347stroker

So what is this dart block thing he's going to buy?

Your salvation....

Dodge · 10-09-2005, 09:20 AM

put on a holden shirt to bed, u might be homeless but there was some physical contact in ur relationship LOL

Dodge · 10-09-2005, 09:23 AM

dart block is the ballroom dancing shoe, it will never let u down. Pity that last year he didnt buy one of my Nascar engines, 1000HP and 12000 rpm all day , thats the 6" platform shoe that stomps on the rest

Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 09:26 AM

I did have a Holden singlet when we first met, but I had to hide it, he wanted to use it as toilet paper. I think I was converted to Ford out of necessity, I would be a single mother if I wore it now.

He even tried to name our daughter Carrol Shelby, untill I worked out who he was, and his sons middle name is Henry.....did somebody say PASSIONATE???

Casper · 10-09-2005, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs347stroker

I did have a Holden singlet when we first met, but I had to hide it, he wanted to use it as toilet paper. I think I was converted to Ford out of necessity, I would be a single mother if I wore it now.

He even tried to name our daughter Carrol Shelby, untill I worked out who he was, and his sons middle name is Henry.....did somebody say PASSIONATE???

Bwahahahhaha.. I have a new hero. Trying to name his daughter Carrol Shelby

(My eldest daughters middle name is Elise... as in Lotus)

Mrs347stroker · 10-09-2005, 09:33 AM

His dogs name was windsor, and he wants another, but 2 this time, and one will be windsor, and the other is the other engine.
Why after a Lotus?

klawsterfobik · 10-09-2005, 09:36 AM

Windsor and Clevland? What a ****er.

If need be, ill buy one set of his GT40P heads off you, bargain price of $20!

Casper · 10-09-2005, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs347stroker

Why after a Lotus?

Mrs Casper is pretty cluey, she would have spotted a Ford name from a mile away and veto'ed it. Had to look at the exotic's. Besides, its a pretty name.

347Stroker · 10-09-2005, 09:49 AM

Now what are all you guys upto, I have just busted the wife signing in on my laptop.....and what the????

Shes giving away too much here....lol

Now I will have to watch my posts, with her here

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