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01-08-2005, 08:17 PM | #1 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Bob and Betty were a couple of poor pensioners who never got out much and always watched their pennies. Their chance to go to the local air show came up because it was free for pensioners.They watched the stunt show and while walking around came across the stunt plane with a sign on it $10 a ride.
" I'd really like a ride in that said Bob" " Sorry Bob you can't,$10 is $10 " said Betty. Anyway they argued about it for a while but Betty kept on that $10 is $10. While they were arguing the pilot of the stunt plane overheard them and interupted saying he would take them both up on one condition. If either of them spoke a word the whole trip it would cost them $10. Bob and Betty thought this was a great deal and thought they could keep silent the whole flight. So up they went,the pilot starting hard and fast thinking they surely wouldnt be able to remain silent. Up, down, loops, spirals barrel rolls, backward stalls the works until finally he came to land. Over the intercom the pilot congratulated them on not talking when Bob replied. "well I was about to say something on the first loop when Betty fell out but you know $10 is $10.
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01-08-2005, 09:13 PM | #2 | ||
Beware of mood swings!
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LMAO!!
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01-08-2005, 09:24 PM | #3 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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gold.
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01-08-2005, 10:50 PM | #4 | ||
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Love IT!!
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01-08-2005, 11:04 PM | #5 | ||
Just Super Happy now :)
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hahaha thats great :
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01-08-2005, 11:06 PM | #6 | ||
Looking for clues...
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Just another example, of the male of the species doing what he's told... despite the Grand Piano about to drop on her head!!!
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01-08-2005, 11:35 PM | #7 | ||
A V8 salute to my DEATH
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ripper
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