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25-10-2005, 02:19 AM
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Monday morning ?
A young blonde woman called 000 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the attending officer radios back to base with... "Disregard." "She got in the back-seat by mistake."  : |
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25-10-2005, 02:26 AM
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hahahaha funny!!!
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25-10-2005, 07:49 AM
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Ha ha ha ha
Funny stuff.
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25-10-2005, 08:48 AM
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Yes us oldies need the big print version
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25-10-2005, 10:19 AM
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As in 'best there ever'
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Haha! Great joke.
But keep in mind that it's only the redhead jokes that you have to make hard to read around here. Blonde jokes don't need to be that small.
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25-10-2005, 10:21 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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haha good one... for the oldies having trouble reading it:
Monday morning ? A young blonde woman called 000 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the attending officer radios back to base with... "Disregard." "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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Blonde Joke :-)
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