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Old 17-10-2005, 03:25 PM   #1
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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my g/f has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends, you don't know them".

I always look out for her ride coming home but she always walks from aroud the corner, I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a friend why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my Ford, which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she was getting out of. Well, it was while I was crouched behind my car I noticed my exhaust sucks.


Should I buy a replacement, or should I just take the chance and drive it until it falls off? Its a big decision so I thought I would ask for your advice. What do you think?

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Old 17-10-2005, 03:27 PM   #2
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Old 17-10-2005, 03:27 PM   #3
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You have made my day. thats funny. : : :
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Old 17-10-2005, 03:28 PM   #4
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I Think if you fit one of those 4 inch ones and buy a Tempe tyres sticker it should solve both your problems
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Old 17-10-2005, 03:32 PM   #5
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I guess now is the time to confess ive been having an affair with your exhaust.
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Old 17-10-2005, 03:32 PM   #6
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yeh i got a laugh out of that too!
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Old 17-10-2005, 03:49 PM   #7
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I guess now is the time to confess ive been having an affair with your exhaust.
So it's you in that pic on rotten.com! You bad, bad man!
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Old 17-10-2005, 03:55 PM   #8
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yeah got me too bwhahahah ya bastard , i was feeling so sorry for you too. get yourself a latex exhaust tip and shaft it.ha ha
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Old 17-10-2005, 03:57 PM   #9
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lmfao, good , 1 buy a new exhaust, 2 dump the g/f, 3 get a life and stop checkin up on your missus, your getting some right? if so stop complaining ;)
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Old 17-10-2005, 04:00 PM   #10
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Heh on another forum people just did NOT get it was a joke and kept trying to give advice
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Old 17-10-2005, 04:03 PM   #11
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beat her with ur old tip
then take her credit card and buy a new full system
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Old 17-10-2005, 04:06 PM   #12
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Bet it was the red badge brigade .

sorry cant help it :

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Old 17-10-2005, 04:11 PM   #13
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LMFAO.... beautiful...

Time for a new exhaust and G/F.... hehe
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Old 17-10-2005, 04:14 PM   #14
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Haha! Well done! Good gag.
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Old 17-10-2005, 04:17 PM   #15
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Sweet - I like that one......

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Old 17-10-2005, 04:31 PM   #16
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lol that was awesome!, definetely wasn't expecting that!
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Old 17-10-2005, 04:34 PM   #17
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Get a new exhaust and if she is cheating on you, belt the other bloke up with the old exhaust :
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Old 17-10-2005, 05:11 PM   #18
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Bwhahahahahahaha I needed that laugh .............. Top one matey
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Old 17-10-2005, 05:13 PM   #19
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God I was feeling really bad for you until the punchline... too funny!
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Old 17-10-2005, 05:19 PM   #20
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repost but still a good one :P
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Old 17-10-2005, 05:28 PM   #21
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Hahaha damn u got me too
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Old 17-10-2005, 06:24 PM   #22
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repost but still a good one :P
Yeh I thought it might be, but search came up with nada.

My mate got me GOOD with it, so I had to pass it on to you boys :
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Old 17-10-2005, 06:33 PM   #23
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Old 17-10-2005, 06:40 PM   #24
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very funny, but :
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Old 17-10-2005, 06:51 PM   #25
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you had me going there... :monkes:

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Old 17-10-2005, 07:19 PM   #26
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Can I beat her with my tip?
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Old 17-10-2005, 07:21 PM   #27
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Was i the only one starting to feel sorry for him??? Good one mate, very funny!
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Old 18-10-2005, 06:59 PM   #28
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I feel more than sorry I was crying

My gf does exactly the same things and I dont even have a speccy exhaust pipe :(
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Old 18-10-2005, 07:16 PM   #29
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very funny, but :
Your post is a :
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