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Old 13-10-2005, 05:31 PM   #31
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If a female (usually co-worker) says about herself she has a horrid **** or boobs too small/big then I just say show us blokes and we will be the judge of that.haha
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Old 13-10-2005, 10:28 PM   #32
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mmm wrinkles and dont realy bother me its part of life. my misses is imported from sweden and so far no wrinkles at 30 see what happens another 10 years tho. still wouldent bother me if she got wrinkles tho ;)
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Old 13-10-2005, 10:31 PM   #33
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oh bah hum bug I'm trading mine in once the k's get too high !
Also once the beer gut gets bigger a younger wrinkle free girl will get me fit again.
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Old 13-10-2005, 10:53 PM   #34
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Id love the person regardless...
Would it really matter when im 50 & cant see my privates due to a beer belly....
Nope
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Old 14-10-2005, 09:33 AM   #35
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No wrinkles are the pits.

If you are not a deaf dumb blonde supermodel nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub and a FPV dealership then you are nothing and nobody wants you........

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Old 14-10-2005, 09:41 AM   #36
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Naw, I'd rather they saved the money.






















And spent it on boob jobs.
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Old 14-10-2005, 09:43 AM   #37
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Rob you are obsessed with tits! Why not drink a little more, stop working out and grow some of your own? Man boobs are fun for WOMEN to play with.
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Old 14-10-2005, 09:43 AM   #38
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Like I was saying to someone yesterday, if a bloke doesn't take you for who you are and what you believe in, he's not worth it.

Jesus Christ I sound like a chick. I need help...
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Old 14-10-2005, 09:47 AM   #39
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Rob you are obsessed with tits! Why not drink a little more, stop working out and grow some of your own? Man boobs are fun for WOMEN to play with.
Naw, man boobs aren't the same.
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Old 14-10-2005, 10:05 AM   #40
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Old 14-10-2005, 01:34 PM   #41
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Rob you are obsessed with tits! Why not drink a little more, stop working out and grow some of your own? Man boobs are fun for WOMEN to play with.
I was going to suggest that he eat more hormone enhanced chicken, but then I realised that would make him a canibal...
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Old 14-10-2005, 01:39 PM   #42
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LMFAO!!
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Old 14-10-2005, 02:25 PM   #43
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LOOK AT IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE BINDI do you worry about bald men or grey hair you probably dont even notice . but you would notice a six pack and handsome face . but would you worry about it . i think not .good looks are nice but do you think every man needs to be BRAD PITT . us men dont think every woman needs to be CLAUDIA SCHEAFFER either. DON'T KNOW WHY WOMEN LIVE IN FEAR OF THIER LOOKS SO MUCH . you see a lot of young stunners with old bald fat men . so why worry about how you look .
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Old 14-10-2005, 02:36 PM   #44
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LOOK AT IT FROM THE OTHER SIDE BINDI do you worry about bald men or grey hair you probably dont even notice . but you would notice a six pack and handsome face . but would you worry about it . i think not .good looks are nice but do you think every man needs to be BRAD PITT . us men dont think every woman needs to be CLAUDIA SCHEAFFER either. DON'T KNOW WHY WOMEN LIVE IN FEAR OF THIER LOOKS SO MUCH . you see a lot of young stunners with old bald fat men . so why worry about how you look .
Great post, couldnt have put it better myself.

To focus on any one aspect of a person and use this as a deciding factor is pretty poor form IMO - be it physical (wrinkles, bust size) or otherwise(drinker, smoker, single mother).

Chances are you're all screwed up if you're searching for reasons not to be with someone. Lol, i think everyone i know is like this ;)
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Old 14-10-2005, 02:38 PM   #45
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i say it depends on what game you are in, if you are already dating or married like you bindi i say dw about it unless you want to have smooth wrinkle free skin.

if you aint well you just might have more of a chance of getting a man if you have less wrinkles cause you look younger then your age and some men like that.

i like to add anythink more then just that rinkle cream stuff is just stupid and in most cases makes the women less attractive.

but hey wot do i no.lol
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Old 14-10-2005, 07:26 PM   #46
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Further to what I said earlier, here is another thing to consider.

In my opinion, true beauty is within, not something you can see with your eyes as much as something you experience. It is the sum of many things, some of which are a good sense of humor, a good attitude, being friendly, etc.

These are things that no amount of surgery can change.

Surgery can make someone make someone look more attractive, but it can't do anything to those things I've listed above, and will not help someone who has an ugly soul. I've met a few women who are considered attractive by some guys, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Why? Because they had an ugly soul, they were b!tchy, nasty & just plain rude. So no matter how appealing they may look to the eye, they'll always be ugly to me.

I hope I've made sense.
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Old 14-10-2005, 08:30 PM   #47
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Further to what I said earlier, here is another thing to consider.

In my opinion, true beauty is within, not something you can see with your eyes as much as something you experience. It is the sum of many things, some of which are a good sense of humor, a good attitude, being friendly, etc.

These are things that no amount of surgery can change.

Surgery can make someone make someone look more attractive, but it can't do anything to those things I've listed above, and will not help someone who has an ugly soul. I've met a few women who are considered attractive by some guys, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Why? Because they had an ugly soul, they were b!tchy, nasty & just plain rude. So no matter how appealing they may look to the eye, they'll always be ugly to me.


I hope I've made sense.
Perfect sense Troy...the outer shell means nothing..its whats on the inside that counts.
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Old 14-10-2005, 08:59 PM   #48
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Perfect sense Troy...the outer shell means nothing..its whats on the inside that counts.
So very true , but only time makes you a soul mate who cant bear you going through pain, or fear,despair,laughter. all the changes from youth through to child birth and beyond makes you sincearly bond with a person.
A good mate is better than a casual aquaintance anytime.
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So true Kev.
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Glad I managed to make sense, you summed it up perfectly there John McMaster, looks ARE just the outer shell.
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Old 14-10-2005, 10:16 PM   #51
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Well said! My wife gets mad at me, cause i tell her not to wear makeup. Whilst I am an arrogant pig as bindi well knows, I prefer women plain, natural. I don't mind a small amount of makeup, but, women should be proud of who they are. Men should love women for who they are inside, not what they look like.
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Agreed nothing worse than that "Ive put on make-up with a cement trowel" look.
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i love women when they get the wrinkles out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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