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17-01-2007, 08:59 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Q..10kms west of Rocky...
Posts: 8,326
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The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male *****. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is ****ed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1st, 2007 the ***** will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket? 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! |
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17-01-2007, 11:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: LEETON, NSW
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 damn, that means i have to learn another admendment to the tax laws... ack to uni for me...  :are those new tax amounts based on when it unemployed or hard up?
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