|
Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated. |
|
The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
06-06-2005, 11:22 PM | #1 | ||
Ford Fanatic
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 326
|
Men!!!! There's a moral here ...... other than some men are luckier than others!!
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car |
||
06-06-2005, 11:46 PM | #2 | ||
Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 391
|
:
heard it a few times before, and i would have failed that test...
__________________
AU Series 2 XR6 Redback Exhaust Sound system Coming Soon: Lowering |
||
06-06-2005, 11:57 PM | #3 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canberra
Posts: 13,477
|
Thats a ****er.
|
||
07-06-2005, 12:36 AM | #4 | ||
GT
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SYDNEY
Posts: 9,205
|
cant comment never been in that situation as my wife is much much prettier than her sister . still i think a family that does that would shit me greatly . that would be equivelant to filming her father having a toss.
|
||
07-06-2005, 12:43 AM | #5 | ||
Low and Loud
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 3,273
|
LMAO thats gold ;)
__________________
1993 Ford Fairlane NC3 Silver - LTD mockup, Worked V8 & Auto, Fully Optioned, Half of my Audio department at work installed in the car 1993 Ford Falcon XR6 Poly Green Stationwagon - 4.0 I6, Auto, 3:45LSD, All the usual XR6 Stuff but in a wagon : |
||
07-06-2005, 08:27 AM | #6 | |||
Ford Fanatic
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 326
|
Quote:
I never saw it posted anywhere |
|||
07-06-2005, 08:36 AM | #7 | ||
○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ ○○○○○
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,954
|
LMFAO!!!!!
hahahaha never heard that before, that is very very good! : |
||
07-06-2005, 08:47 AM | #8 | ||
Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: VIC
Posts: 244
|
Heard it before but it still makes me laugh after not reading it for a long time!
|
||
07-06-2005, 09:03 AM | #9 | ||
Slide Baby Slide
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SA - The Drift State
Posts: 2,662
|
Man what a ****er, thats funny as
__________________
:the_finge You want more inches...........STROKE IT!!! :the_finge Mr Super Skid-Man |
||
07-06-2005, 10:31 AM | #10 | ||
A V8 salute to my DEATH
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ivanhoe, NSW
Posts: 234
|
Man, what a ****er. I better keep that in mind for the future.
__________________
1981 Toyota Hilux, 4inch lift, 33" Buckshot Mudders, LSD diffs, bullbar, driving lights, rollbar, toolbox and a 253 V8 |
||
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|