Monday funny (And appropriate after Murphy's fiasco)

[Charliewool]

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps,
were Greg Murphy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a
young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi
has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: That Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can
smack that Kiwi again.