THE PLAN! (Joke)

[Shonky]

This appeared on the very tightly regulated forums of St John Ambulance Australia (NSW). About ten minutes later another thread went up, placing bets about how long it would last before it was pulled down, and the member who posted it recieved disciplinary action...

Originally Posted by St John Ambulance Australia Forums

There was darkness on the face of the privates,
For they had seen The Plan
They went unto their Corporals and said "It is a crock of sh** and we cant work with it"

The Corporals went unto the Sergeants and said "The Plan is a pail of excrement, and none of the men will abide by it"

The Sergeants went unto the Divisional Superintendents and said "The Plan is a pail of fertilizer of which is strong and does not promote good growth"

The Divisional Superintendents went unto their Regional Superintendents and said "The Plan contains fertilizer, of which promotes strong and good growth within the unit"

The Regional Superintendents went unto the State Superintendent and said "The Plan is strong and will give good growth to the organisation"

The State Superintendant went unto the State Commissioner and said "The plan is good"

And the State Commissioner smiled and the plan became policy.

This is how sh** happens...

Right now it has been there for ten hours. How, I have no idea, but I thought I should make it immortal before the State Staff Cell notices it!

It really is true though!