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Old 10-09-2005, 08:38 AM   #1
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Can somebody please explain to me why my husband needs 3 V8 cars, two of them strokers and he won't modify the FBT (thank god). Why does need over 600 horse power from this new stroker he is building? I am sick of going downstairs and finding more alloy heads on the bench. I know he know has these airflow research heads but now the tune has changed and wants yates heads? What does all this mean is he just mad or is there more out there like him?

He is even building a new 347 stroker for his work ute for gods sake!!

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Old 10-09-2005, 08:40 AM   #2
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hes not mad , ur just jellous LOL tell him i have some sweet heads for sale that will make that 600 odd HP
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a man can never get enough head
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Why does he have so many windsor blocks? They keep turning up by courier!!

And GT40P heads WTF, he has more sets of them than I have socks.

And I thought when Matt bought these AFR heads they were good for over 600HP? So now why does he want Yates heads?
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Old 10-09-2005, 08:59 AM   #6
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No he's not mad. He is like every other man, we are just misunderstood by women :
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:26 AM   #7
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And I thought when Matt bought these AFR heads they were good for over 600HP? So now why does he want Yates heads?
Because they are cleveland heads!!! :sm_headba
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Because they are cleveland heads!!! :sm_headba

Not Cleveland heads, a much better design...and HP potential.....
I am tossing up the idea of it.....
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Old 10-09-2005, 08:44 AM   #9
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I see no issue here, seems perfectly normal to me.
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Old 10-09-2005, 08:45 AM   #10
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Sounds expensive, does he make extra money from his bodygaurd duties ?
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Old 10-09-2005, 09:00 AM   #11
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the gt 40 p heads are door stops, and all the blocks??? maybe hes trying to buy up all the stock, tell him i have a virgin 1968 block not for sale LOL
AFR heads are like budget race heads vs yates , put it this way mrs stroked If u dont want a 20k investment to go BANG in ur face , dont trust second best
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If we answer will you expalin a few things to us?

Like:
Why does it take an hour for women to wash their hair?
How come "it's FINE!" really isnt? and
How come when women tell us a problem they get upset when we try to solve it?

Answer these and other mystories of the universe and we'll tell you when he needs more blocks and heads then he has cars :
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Old 10-09-2005, 09:07 AM   #13
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If we answer will you expalin a few things to us?

Like:
Why does it take an hour for women to wash their hair?
How come "it's FINE!" really isnt? and
How come when women tell us a problem they get upset when we try to solve it?

Answer these and other mystories of the universe and we'll tell you when he needs more blocks and heads then he has cars :
We have more hair than you, unlike men we do not go bald

Just to appease you

Because we just want you to listen, not try and fix everything, we are not all windsor you know
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We have more hair than you, unlike men we do not go bald

Just to appease you

Because we just want you to listen, not try and fix everything, we are not all windsor you know
Ok, a deal is a deal :

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Why does he have so many windsor blocks? They keep turning up by courier!!
Each block is slightly different, he needs to see them all to choose the right one (think of it like women and shoes)

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And GT40P heads WTF, he has more sets of them than I have socks.
They are like "mens trinkets". We see them and have to have them. They are not really of any use, we just like them. Dont worry, eventually he will sell them off... or build a coffee table out of them.

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And I thought when Matt bought these AFR heads they were good for over 600HP? So now why does he want Yates heads?
Cause the AFR heads are only good for 600hp. I'd say he's realised that this is only going to satisfy him for a while.. then he'll want more (once again... its the shoes thing: )
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Ok, a deal is a deal :


Each block is slightly different, he needs to see them all to choose the right one (think of it like women and shoes)

So what is this dart block thing he's going to buy?
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So what is this dart block thing he's going to buy?
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Old 10-09-2005, 10:43 AM   #17
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We have more hair than you, unlike men we do not go bald

I dont know about this one, when I am on the bus and trains I always see old bald women : and the old husbands with more hair LOL

it is gross, but yeah, women do go bald..... just not as often

but what am I talking about I have a shaved head :
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I dont know about this one, when I am on the bus and trains I always see old bald women : and the old husbands with more hair LOL

it is gross, but yeah, women do go bald..... just not as often

but what am I talking about I have a shaved head :
Correct. Stupid Y Chromosome. That said, I often see old women with more hair than their husbands, on their faces. One old woman could've just about joined ZZ Top.
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my first gf cried after sex, i thought she was not happy , but she was over exited , after that day i decided not to try to work females out ..
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my first gf cried after sex, i thought she was not happy , but she was over exited , after that day i decided not to try to work females out ..
Thats....strange. That would have to have messed your head up for a while.
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my first gf cried after sex, i thought she was not happy , but she was over exited , after that day i decided not to try to work females out ..
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Old 10-09-2005, 09:09 AM   #22
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yer both of them
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hmm - seems like a typical bloke - why you ask?

Cause he can......
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Cause he can......


Is that like when when he reads me "How to build engine" books when we are in bed.......cause he can?
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maybe u need to stroke his donk , and tell him to give u a tunnel bore LOL bedroom talk
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Dodge, Maybe you should PM him and give him some ideas!! AND DON'T TELL HIM YOU HAVE HEADS FOR SALE.
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put on a holden shirt to bed, u might be homeless but there was some physical contact in ur relationship LOL
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dart block is the ballroom dancing shoe, it will never let u down. Pity that last year he didnt buy one of my Nascar engines, 1000HP and 12000 rpm all day , thats the 6" platform shoe that stomps on the rest
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I did have a Holden singlet when we first met, but I had to hide it, he wanted to use it as toilet paper. I think I was converted to Ford out of necessity, I would be a single mother if I wore it now.

He even tried to name our daughter Carrol Shelby, untill I worked out who he was, and his sons middle name is Henry.....did somebody say PASSIONATE???
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I did have a Holden singlet when we first met, but I had to hide it, he wanted to use it as toilet paper. I think I was converted to Ford out of necessity, I would be a single mother if I wore it now.

He even tried to name our daughter Carrol Shelby, untill I worked out who he was, and his sons middle name is Henry.....did somebody say PASSIONATE???
Bwahahahhaha.. I have a new hero. Trying to name his daughter Carrol Shelby

(My eldest daughters middle name is Elise... as in Lotus)
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