Why men die first

[Peuty]

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a poofter.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing lazy *****.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy **** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't....................you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.

If she asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of .

If you're not .you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't................there must be someone else.



Men die first because they want to.....
:baby bott

[BLACK 6]

ahaha nice :P

[GT_351]

gee that is so true......i love it.....i have had a bad year as far as women go and i have to say that is spot on.....

[bindi]

Yes, I can totally relate to these! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug

Here's a quickie:


Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?". The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

[NAK302]

Originally Posted by bindi

Yes, I can totally relate to these! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug


And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

.........................and then she got the visa card account summary and decided she did need a man after all :evil_laug

[gozza]

lol yeah that needing a man to light the fire and serach for driftwood

[Keepleft]

Originally Posted by bindi

Yes, I can totally relate to these! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug

Here's a quickie:


Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?". The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

She died of starvation?

[GreenMachine]

She died in the dark, surrounded by spiders, because as a woman, she could neither change a lightbulb nor step on a spider...

[TheSneakiness]

Nice one Nick. Heh heh heh.

[myxr6]

Why do men die first ?
Because they want too !!!!

[Hardtopxb]

its called battle fatigue