I keep getting calls from these clowns. Depending on my mood and how much time I have on my hands I'll either have a toy with them or just tell them that I run Mac or Linux.
Always funny to tell them that I work in IT, only to be told that "if I did how did they detect a problem?" Always funny to respond with "maybe there is an issue with your systems, if you want let me log in via remote assistance and I'll look into that for you."
They always hang up at that point