haha this things great ...
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yeah, you could start by being more polite
God:
What can I do for you? I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
whatever man, i'd like a large fries and coke thanks
God:
Cool, man. You want only one?
Me:
ummm yeah, did i ask for any more ?
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
look, i don't want cheap crap. just gimme the damn fries and coke
God:
What does want? Why do you want it?
Me:
i want fries n coke. and i am hungry u dip stick
God:
Why do you want it? Good gossip: you are hungry me dip stick.
Me:
COZ IM HUNGRY YOU MOFO!
God:
Good reason. Good gossip: you are HUNGRY me MOFO.
Me:
gonna give me em or am i gonna have to lay the smack down on your *** ?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
ohhhh your a poof .. cya later
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? See you later.
Me:
yes i do mind ... catch
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