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Originally Posted by sourbastard

it could be lung cancer caused by snorting asbestos dust through a straw in the 80's.

Or, when you were six, you inhaled a piece of lego, which has jammed in your upper lung, and has now become infected, causing poor airflow, and rectal spasms.

Or, you may have the slowest acting form of Pulmonary Anthrax ever recorded.

So far this doesnt look good for you. Please send me $55 and your medicare card.

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